The internet's most productive waste of time.
Are you bored?
Go on. Press it. Nothing useful will happen.
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The button is ready. It has been waiting all day.
Your pointless contribution
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The world is bored too
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Progress toward nothing
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One click. A legacy of no consequence begins.
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Press buttons, finish a calculator and download a certificate. Your progress stays in this browser.
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How much life have you wasted?
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Calculate your days →Recognition, at last
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Make a proper-looking award for an achievement nobody needed.
Get the recognition →CUSHION
A cushion with an attitude
The Virtual Whoopee Cushion
Press it. Regret it. Press it again.
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